{"id":301,"date":"2004-10-07T23:59:28","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T06:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?p=301"},"modified":"2004-10-08T00:03:41","modified_gmt":"2004-10-08T07:03:41","slug":"did-anyone-mention-that-cell-phones-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=301","title":{"rendered":"Did anyone mention that cell phones suck?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was talking to my sister on my cell phone when I hit a dead spot. So I dialled the technical assistance number to tell them it was foolish to have a dead spot in the middle of town. The first number I called put me through a phone maze and then told me to call a different number. So I called the second number and tried the usual trick of hitting &#8220;0&#8221; to get an operator. No dice. It told me to listen to all the choices before I could make that selection.<\/p>\n<p>I finally got to an operator and at the end she asked if there was anything else. I told her I wanted to complain about the two phone numbers and the phone maze. She told me to call &#8220;611,&#8221; which was the first number I tried, the one that made me dial the second number. Then she told me I should have hit &#8220;0,&#8221; the number that gave me the recording telling me to listen to everything before hitting &#8220;0.&#8221; And then she told me she couldn&#8217;t take complaints about the phone maze. I said, fine, then I&#8217;d like to complain that she couldn&#8217;t take my complaint. She quickly read her closing script and hung up on me.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s what I get for using a cell phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was talking to my sister on my cell phone when I hit a dead spot. So I dialled the technical assistance number to tell them it was foolish to have a dead spot in the middle of town. The first number I called put me through a phone maze and then told me to call a different number. So I called the second number and tried the usual trick of hitting &#8220;0&#8221; to get an operator. No dice. It told me to listen to all the choices before I could make that selection. I finally got to an operator and at the end she asked if there was anything &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=301\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Did anyone mention that cell phones suck?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}