{"id":2916,"date":"2009-08-10T22:35:47","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T05:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2916"},"modified":"2009-08-10T22:35:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T05:35:47","slug":"im-so-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2916","title":{"rendered":"I’m so old."},"content":{"rendered":"

I wonder if i’ve gotten so old that I can’t afford to eat any spicy at all. I woke up in the middle of the night with a stomachache and it didn’t get any better all day long. All because I had a Buffalo Chicken sandwich? I wonder if it’s a creamed cauliflower diet for me now. I suppose I’m really old. My little sister’s birthday is tomorrow and she’s really old too.<\/p>\n

I have very little else going on because I had to come home early and take a nap because my stomach hurt. Then I paid some bills because I’m so exciting, and now it’s time to sleep some more. Whew, that’s life in the fast lane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wonder if i’ve gotten so old that I can’t afford to eat any spicy at all. I woke up in the middle of the night with a stomachache and it didn’t get any better all day long. All because I had a Buffalo Chicken sandwich? I wonder if it’s a creamed cauliflower diet for me now. I suppose I’m really old. My little sister’s birthday is tomorrow and she’s really old too. I have very little else going on because I had to come home early and take a nap because my stomach hurt. Then I paid some bills because I’m so exciting, and now it’s time to sleep … Continue reading I’m so old.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2917,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916\/revisions\/2917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}