{"id":290,"date":"2004-09-22T22:06:05","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T05:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-09-22T22:06:05","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T05:06:05","slug":"im-a-model","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a model."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Model dork, more like. My friend Brandon needed some victims for some sort of brochure or something, so I got to pretend I was a high school Latin teacher. I was sitting at a computer, pretending to type something into the library search system. I think the person behind the camera was better looking than the person in front of the camera.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, my sister seem to think I&#8217;m a very social person. I think that&#8217;s because I stop and talk to just about anyone. For example, I left work &#8220;early&#8221; on Monday so I could watch the Vikings and the Eagles. But on the way I saw a guy I met a few years back who would always grill shrimp while watching the birds go in the chimney. I hadn&#8217;t seen him for a while so I ended up talking to him, and then helping the Audubon volunteer set up their table. Forgot all about the game, at least until midway through the first quarter. I think the real term for that is &#8220;big dork.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Model dork, more like. My friend Brandon needed some victims for some sort of brochure or something, so I got to pretend I was a high school Latin teacher. I was sitting at a computer, pretending to type something into the library search system. I think the person behind the camera was better looking than the person in front of the camera. Anyway, my sister seem to think I&#8217;m a very social person. I think that&#8217;s because I stop and talk to just about anyone. For example, I left work &#8220;early&#8221; on Monday so I could watch the Vikings and the Eagles. But on the way I saw a guy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=290\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m a model.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}