{"id":288,"date":"2004-09-19T22:43:57","date_gmt":"2004-09-20T05:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-09-19T22:43:57","modified_gmt":"2004-09-20T05:43:57","slug":"yet-another-trip-to-the-gun-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Yet another trip to the gun store."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I went to the gun store and the Assault Weapons Ban was still in effect. I bought a flashlight. This last weekend I went to the gun store and the Assault Weapons ban had sunsetted. I didn&#8217;t buy anything, but my friend bought a WHOLE BOX OF BATTERIES. Woo. We&#8217;re real thugs.<\/p>\n<p>We did figure out that our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.surefire.com\">fancy flashlights<\/a> cost $3\/hr in batteries and $1\/hr in bulbs to run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I went to the gun store and the Assault Weapons Ban was still in effect. I bought a flashlight. This last weekend I went to the gun store and the Assault Weapons ban had sunsetted. I didn&#8217;t buy anything, but my friend bought a WHOLE BOX OF BATTERIES. Woo. We&#8217;re real thugs. We did figure out that our fancy flashlights cost $3\/hr in batteries and $1\/hr in bulbs to run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}