{"id":271,"date":"2004-08-25T23:14:24","date_gmt":"2004-08-26T06:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-08-25T23:39:53","modified_gmt":"2004-08-26T06:39:53","slug":"big-gay-pirate-movie-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Big gay pirate movie, my ass."},"content":{"rendered":"

Big drunk pirate, more like. I spent the last two evenings watching Pirates of the Caribbean<\/em>. It turned out to be a very silly movie and I enjoyed every minute. I was only disappointed because I heard that Johnny Depp played Captain Jack Sparrow as a bit more swishy than he did. I loved the affect that he did project, though. And of course Pirates of the Caribbean is my favorite ride at Disneyland. I’m sure I’m not alone there.<\/p>\n

So I went to the gym and was asked, “How was your workout?” I dunno. I lifted some stuff that didn’t really need lifting (not like stacking stove pellets for my friend’s dad) and I enjoyed myself. The women who I’m harmlessly curious about wasn’t there. I saw her the first day I was there and I wonder why she works so hard. I wish I had the courage to ask her myself, but the answer may not be anything I care to know. It’s more fun to imagine answers sometimes.<\/p>\n

Really, people keep telling me, “What’s the harm in asking women out?” I think I’m likely to hear a vice-presidential answer as much as, “No.” I’d say 30% vice-presidential, 50% “Hell, no,” and 20%, “Sure, just as friends.”<\/p>\n

Heh. Forgot to hit “Publish.”<\/p>\n

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And for those who don’t know what the vice-presidential answer is, it is, “Go **** yourself.” (Spoken by our current selected Vice-President.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Big drunk pirate, more like. I spent the last two evenings watching Pirates of the Caribbean. It turned out to be a very silly movie and I enjoyed every minute. I was only disappointed because I heard that Johnny Depp played Captain Jack Sparrow as a bit more swishy than he did. I loved the affect that he did project, though. And of course Pirates of the Caribbean is my favorite ride at Disneyland. I’m sure I’m not alone there. So I went to the gym and was asked, “How was your workout?” I dunno. I lifted some stuff that didn’t really need lifting (not like stacking stove pellets for … Continue reading Big gay pirate movie, my ass.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}