{"id":2680,"date":"2009-04-27T22:36:12","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T05:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2680"},"modified":"2009-04-27T22:36:12","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T05:36:12","slug":"i-should-try-to-make-tuesday-better-than-mondays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2680","title":{"rendered":"I should try to make Tuesday better than Mondays."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a Monday and it sure felt that way. I was cranky enough at work and I was really moving slowly at the gym. But instead of going to bed early, I&#8217;m still up watching some of the TV shows I missed in the past week. I&#8217;m not sure how I went from being kind of slow at the gym to being kind of speedy, but I&#8217;m back to being slow. Not a big surprise because I am an old man.<\/p>\n<p>I kind of figured it would be that way today, because my lunch was sitting like a rock in my stomach. Actually, I&#8217;m more likely to blame the coffee at work, which probably is some cheap chemical substitute that&#8217;s just close enough to coffee to keep us awake without poisoning us to the point of reduced productivity.  I&#8217;m not sure of this, but my stomach always feels weird on Mondays. I figure it&#8217;s more fun to come up with wild conspiracies, as long as I don&#8217;t really believe them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a Monday and it sure felt that way. I was cranky enough at work and I was really moving slowly at the gym. But instead of going to bed early, I&#8217;m still up watching some of the TV shows I missed in the past week. I&#8217;m not sure how I went from being kind of slow at the gym to being kind of speedy, but I&#8217;m back to being slow. Not a big surprise because I am an old man. I kind of figured it would be that way today, because my lunch was sitting like a rock in my stomach. Actually, I&#8217;m more likely to blame the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2680\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I should try to make Tuesday better than Mondays.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2681,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680\/revisions\/2681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}