{"id":263,"date":"2004-08-08T01:06:46","date_gmt":"2004-08-08T08:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-08-08T22:38:56","modified_gmt":"2004-08-09T05:38:56","slug":"the-crazy-8s-at-the-roseland-sucked-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"The Crazy 8&#8217;s at the Roseland SUCKED ASS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can&#8217;t really say it was the band&#8217;s fault. For those people who recognized the songs, it must have been OK, but the sound was muddy and I couldn&#8217;t make much out. I figure it was the third time I saw them, the first time in 1992 at &#8220;The Bite&#8221; on the waterfront, once in 1999 at Portland Brewing&#8217;s Oktoberfest, and once tonight. So not much was that familiar.<\/p>\n<p>But the worst part was being treated like a criminal at the Roseland. They have a metal detector and they wanted my Leatherman Micra because it was a &#8220;weapon.&#8221; It&#8217;s a pair of folding scissors. I think it&#8217;s a popular thing for 40-something guys to carry, because when I got there at 8:30, before most of the crowd, there were already a half dozen in the confiscation box. I guess aging 40-something frat boys are likely to cause fights using tweezers and scissors.<\/p>\n<p>When I tried to retrieve my scissors after the show, they gave me nothing but attitude.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stand here in line.&#8221; (The line had one person in it: me. The two 21-year-old girls were just exercising their power.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s only one Leatherman in here.&#8221; (Another guy came up beside me and got his, so that wasn&#8217;t true.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So that&#8217;s not yours? You have no choice. That&#8217;s the only one in here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I gave it back to them. Who knows what kind of crap someone else used it for? Unfortunately, it slid all the way off the counter into the security girl&#8217;s drink.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, the band wanted to sell merchandise after the show, but the staff was busy trying to get us all out of the building. Very friendly people there at the Roseland.<\/p>\n<p>Well, at least I got to see Megan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can&#8217;t really say it was the band&#8217;s fault. For those people who recognized the songs, it must have been OK, but the sound was muddy and I couldn&#8217;t make much out. I figure it was the third time I saw them, the first time in 1992 at &#8220;The Bite&#8221; on the waterfront, once in 1999 at Portland Brewing&#8217;s Oktoberfest, and once tonight. So not much was that familiar. But the worst part was being treated like a criminal at the Roseland. They have a metal detector and they wanted my Leatherman Micra because it was a &#8220;weapon.&#8221; It&#8217;s a pair of folding scissors. I think it&#8217;s a popular &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=263\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Crazy 8&#8217;s at the Roseland SUCKED ASS<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}