{"id":262,"date":"2004-08-05T22:24:03","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T05:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-08-05T22:41:39","modified_gmt":"2004-08-06T05:41:39","slug":"i-almost-kilt-myself-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=262","title":{"rendered":"I almost kilt myself again."},"content":{"rendered":"

I have no idea how I got my antenna up the last time. I’m going to need to put a ladder up on the roof to get high enough to mount the thing. In the mean time I cut myself on a pipe and had the ladder fall down. I thought I might have to jump off the roof. Fortunately, I’m fine and my friend Greg is coming by to help me tomorrow.<\/p>\n

In the mean time, I dropped a speaker onto my foot the other morning.<\/p>\n

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OK, so here’s a picture of the Nike t-shirt I’ve been complaining about:<\/p>\n

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Huge, isn’t it? And that’s a men’s medium.<\/p>\n

Also, notice that there’s an image of an alien on my shirt. Some people get the virgin Mary on their tortillas, I get a scary creature from a horror movie on my shirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have no idea how I got my antenna up the last time. I’m going to need to put a ladder up on the roof to get high enough to mount the thing. In the mean time I cut myself on a pipe and had the ladder fall down. I thought I might have to jump off the roof. Fortunately, I’m fine and my friend Greg is coming by to help me tomorrow. In the mean time, I dropped a speaker onto my foot the other morning. OK, so here’s a picture of the Nike t-shirt I’ve been complaining about: . Huge, isn’t it? And that’s a men’s medium. Also, … Continue reading I almost kilt myself again.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}