{"id":2590,"date":"2009-03-19T23:03:53","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T06:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2590"},"modified":"2009-03-19T23:03:53","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T06:03:53","slug":"some-stupid-guy-needs-to-get-some-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2590","title":{"rendered":"Some stupid guy needs to get some sleep."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I had any sense (and if you&#8217;ve reading this you probably have some idea of how much sense I have) I&#8217;d probably be asleep right now. But I started watching some TV shows from the last few nights and they&#8217;re addicting like the Skittles I really shouldn&#8217;t have open on the kitchen table all the time. Fortunately for me, I probably only eat a half-dozen individual Skittles in a day, and according to the intarweb there are an estimated 31 to 41 individual Skittles in a bag. So even if I ate ten a day, that means I eat one small bag every three to four days. My mom buys them at Costco in boxes of 36 bags, so 1116 to 1476 little Skittles in a box, or 1296 on the average. That&#8217;s about one hundred thirty days of Skittles in a box. And what can I gain from this calculation? I&#8217;m not really sure. What I am sure about is that I ought to turn off the TV and this computer and get some sleep.<\/p>\n<p>I have noticed that I&#8217;m getting better at running around the building, probably because it&#8217;s much shorter than running around the block at the old gym. I also noticed that my eyes are starting to get itchy so the first day of spring tomorrow (also my mom&#8217;s birthday) may signal the start of hay fever season. It&#8217;s hard to run hard when your nose is running as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had any sense (and if you&#8217;ve reading this you probably have some idea of how much sense I have) I&#8217;d probably be asleep right now. But I started watching some TV shows from the last few nights and they&#8217;re addicting like the Skittles I really shouldn&#8217;t have open on the kitchen table all the time. Fortunately for me, I probably only eat a half-dozen individual Skittles in a day, and according to the intarweb there are an estimated 31 to 41 individual Skittles in a bag. So even if I ate ten a day, that means I eat one small bag every three to four days. My mom &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2590\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Some stupid guy needs to get some sleep.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2591,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590\/revisions\/2591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}