{"id":2542,"date":"2009-03-03T22:38:04","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T06:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2542"},"modified":"2009-03-03T22:38:04","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T06:38:04","slug":"trying-to-get-to-sleep-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2542","title":{"rendered":"Trying to get to sleep early."},"content":{"rendered":"

Of course I’m really tired during the day, but I’m never tired when I should get to sleep. I suppose it has to do with going to the gym late in the day and then eating dinner even later. Oh, well. That’s just the way life goes, I suppose. And what would be the purpose of being wide awake at work anyway? I probably wouldn’t have an excuse for trying to drink my body weight in bad work coffee.<\/p>\n

There have been a lot of pictures of me at the gym looking old and tired. As Megan points out, that’s because I’m old and tired. Perhaps instead of going to the gym, I should be getting more rest. This could be facilitated if I had THIRTY BILLION DOLLARS. I could buy a completely upholstered house and hire someone to de-lint it on a daily basis. I could sleep whereever I wanted. I could also have another house that has TEN THOUSAND square feet of floor space. I wouldn’t need furniture. I could just spread everything out all over the floor. I wouldn’t even worry about heating costs. I could hire someone to worry for me.<\/p>\n

As you can see, there’s a good reason I’m just old and tired and whatever is controlling the universe has made sure I don’t get that THIRTY BILLION DOLLARS.<\/p>\n

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Hmmm. I guess I could stand to lose some winter weight. I’m looking pretty Asian there which is a good thing because Megan will tell you, I’m old, tired and Asian as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Of course I’m really tired during the day, but I’m never tired when I should get to sleep. I suppose it has to do with going to the gym late in the day and then eating dinner even later. Oh, well. That’s just the way life goes, I suppose. And what would be the purpose of being wide awake at work anyway? I probably wouldn’t have an excuse for trying to drink my body weight in bad work coffee. There have been a lot of pictures of me at the gym looking old and tired. As Megan points out, that’s because I’m old and tired. Perhaps instead of going to … Continue reading Trying to get to sleep early.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2544,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542\/revisions\/2544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}