{"id":2532,"date":"2009-02-26T23:04:29","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T07:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2532"},"modified":"2009-02-26T23:53:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T07:53:34","slug":"eat-this-its-good-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2532","title":{"rendered":"Eat this, it&#8217;s good for you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure my body likes anything that&#8217;s good for me. Fresh fruit and vegetables mess with my digestive system. I seem to need a modicum of grease in my diet and I may just have to resort to eating some fried chicken tomorrow. Tonight my mom made me eat some liquid tofu. Last time I had it I got heartburn and I wasn&#8217;t sure what it was that did that to me. I&#8217;m narrowing it down, however, and liquid tofu is high on my list.<\/p>\n<p>I have envelopes piled on my desk and I often use them to take weird notes. I have no idea why there are phone numbers on my health insurance, nor whose phone numbers they are. Since the only phone calls I can remember getting lately are from bill collectors looking for someone else, I can&#8217;t believe the numbers are important. Perhaps they&#8217;re a winning lottery number or the password for my ever-dwindling retirement account. Who knows? I very much doubt that it&#8217;s anything interesting, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure my body likes anything that&#8217;s good for me. Fresh fruit and vegetables mess with my digestive system. I seem to need a modicum of grease in my diet and I may just have to resort to eating some fried chicken tomorrow. Tonight my mom made me eat some liquid tofu. Last time I had it I got heartburn and I wasn&#8217;t sure what it was that did that to me. I&#8217;m narrowing it down, however, and liquid tofu is high on my list. I have envelopes piled on my desk and I often use them to take weird notes. I have no idea why there are phone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2532\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eat this, it&#8217;s good for you.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2532"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2534,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532\/revisions\/2534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}