{"id":244,"date":"2004-07-07T22:14:53","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T05:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-07-07T22:14:53","modified_gmt":"2004-07-08T05:14:53","slug":"i-wonder-how-you-pronounce-the-name-tif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=244","title":{"rendered":"I wonder how you pronounce the name, &#8220;%TIF.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got an email from a woman telling me she thinks I&#8217;m hot. I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s not spam. She said she met me at a party, and I haven&#8217;t been to a party in, well, months. And then there was gibberish.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it beats having the email telling me my penis is too small. As I&#8217;ve always said, I&#8217;m not worried about the length, I&#8217;m worried about the frequency of use.<\/p>\n<p>TMI, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got an email from a woman telling me she thinks I&#8217;m hot. I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s not spam. She said she met me at a party, and I haven&#8217;t been to a party in, well, months. And then there was gibberish. Well, it beats having the email telling me my penis is too small. As I&#8217;ve always said, I&#8217;m not worried about the length, I&#8217;m worried about the frequency of use. TMI, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}