{"id":2212,"date":"2008-11-11T22:52:45","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T06:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2212"},"modified":"2008-11-11T22:52:45","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T06:52:45","slug":"another-uninteresting-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2212","title":{"rendered":"Another uninteresting day?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is my credit union such a pain in the ass? They only answer the phone 8-5, the web page always seems semi-broken, and they certainly don&#8217;t have that many branches. No wonder I do most of my business with the evil behemoth banks. If the bank has &#8220;America&#8221; in it&#8217;s name, I&#8217;m using it.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I have to figure out how to pay my property taxes. To do that I think I need to figure out how much money is scattered around all my bank accounts. I would say I should sell my company stock to pay for the tax but at this rate the stock is down so far that I don&#8217;t think the proceeds would cover the tax bill. Oh, the agony.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that I&#8217;m ready to hit the hay and see some more interesting dreams. With my luck I&#8217;ll have nightmares this time and not the interesting ones like I had last night. Like the one where I was in an intimate location with a woman (who I will not identify because while I knew who she was, she didn&#8217;t look like that person at all) she said, &#8220;If we&#8217;re going to keep going out, you&#8217;re really going to have to listen to what I have to say: &lt;mumble, mumble, mumble&gt;. I woke up in a sweat, wondering what the hell she said.<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, the imaginary girlfriends are much more amusing than my real life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is my credit union such a pain in the ass? They only answer the phone 8-5, the web page always seems semi-broken, and they certainly don&#8217;t have that many branches. No wonder I do most of my business with the evil behemoth banks. If the bank has &#8220;America&#8221; in it&#8217;s name, I&#8217;m using it. In any case, I have to figure out how to pay my property taxes. To do that I think I need to figure out how much money is scattered around all my bank accounts. I would say I should sell my company stock to pay for the tax but at this rate the stock is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2212\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another uninteresting day?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2213,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions\/2213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}