{"id":2184,"date":"2008-11-04T08:01:19","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T15:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2184"},"modified":"2010-06-10T14:21:53","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T21:21:53","slug":"i-am-probably-a-disappointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2184","title":{"rendered":"I am probably a disappointment."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a couple of things people told me they wanted from me on the trip. THMFIC at the gym wanted me to to have an illicit affair here. I&#8217;ve never been able to pull anything like that off when I was younger, and I doubt I&#8217;m any more able now. I was also asked to take a picture of a pr0n vending machine and it turns out that there aren&#8217;t any small independent bookstores any more, so there aren&#8217;t any magazine vending machines. Here are a couple of pictures of vending machines since there still are  drink machines everywhere. Mostly soft drinks, but some are beer machines out on the street.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/cokemachine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/cokemachine-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"cokemachine\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/beermachine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/beermachine-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"beermachine\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I was surprisingly coherent today after getting as little sleep as I got last night, which was something like five hours. I figure the Oolong tea at Mos Burger was as strong as the Coke is at Mickey D&#8217;s, plus the people next door wouldn&#8217;t stop making noise. I still made it out the door with my sister&#8217;s NEW shopping list and went to Shibamata Kastushika to see the Tora-san Museum. My mom and the Kawasakis were afraid I&#8217;d get lost and my sister told me not to get mugged. Well the worst thing that happened was that I found out that the JR train turns into a non-JR subway train and if you stay on too long it costs 160 yen to get off that train and back onto a JR train. At today&#8217;s exchange rate, that&#8217;s a whole $1.62 that I lost.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I found out that there is an easy way to get to Shibamata by taking JR to Kanamachi on the JR Johban line, and then it&#8217;s just one stop on the Keisei Kanamachi line. Easy. And I now know why it&#8217;s not prime real-estate, there&#8217;s a HUGE sewage treatment plant nearby. Shibamata station has  a statue of Tora-san.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/tora-san.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/tora-san-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tora-san\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>After that, it&#8217;s a walk through traditional stores to the Shibamata Taishakuten temple.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shibamata1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shibamata1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"shibamata1\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2188\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get any close-ups of the wares, but they sell traditional Japanese sweets and things you&#8217;d expect to see on the way to a popular temple. Combs, chopsticks, dango like Tora-san&#8217;s family was supposed to sell, and a lot of surprising expensive unagi lunches.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shibamata2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shibamata2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"shibamata2\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The trip to the museum is another walk through a fairly nice-seeming neighborhood. I don&#8217;t have any pictures because there really isn&#8217;t that much to take pictures of.<\/p>\n<p>On the way back, I had my JR-subway-JR mishap and then went back to Akihabara Electric town for more geekery. I didn&#8217;t buy all that much but I did eat lunch which was unsurprisingly so-so. (Like I said, Tokyo food.)<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/katsukare.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/katsukare-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"katsukare\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Most of it was pretty good, but the Japanese curry was fairly tasteless. Besides, I had this guy eyeing me the whole time I was eating.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/fish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/fish-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"fish\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Of course, after that it was off to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uniqlo.com:80\/us\/\">Uniqlo<\/a> to shop for my sister. Uniqlo is like an Old Navy for Japan. Really cheap clothing. I felt like a total perv because she sent me to buy women&#8217;s thermal underwear. The store is divided into two sides and there really weren&#8217;t any other guys on the women&#8217;s side. Especially not in the underwear section. Like I said, my sister is quite demanding.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, it was a bit more wandering around Shinjuku stores for me. I&#8217;m so overloaded by the shopping that I just kind of wander around and look at stuff that interests me. I got some more battery-powered LED nightlights for gifts and that took a few hours. They&#8217;re not as common as I&#8217;d have thought, since Dr. Kawasaki can find them for about $10 at the DIY Home Center in Toyama.<\/p>\n<p>I went to Mos Burger and ended up chatting with Chris, an American grad student at Sophia University, a Jesuit university here in Tokyo. He was talking about moving back to the US and asking how I found moving back. He&#8217;s spent his entire adult life in Japan and was kind of worried. Plus, he&#8217;s craving Taco Bell. That&#8217;s a bad sign, though Mexican food was one of the things that my sister and I always craved while we were in Japan.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, tomorrow afternoon, I&#8217;ll be on a plane headed to Portland. I&#8217;ll unload the bazillion pens and then it&#8217;s time to head home. I&#8217;m going to wander around the house and try to make it to the gym, though last year by about 9PM I&#8217;d started to hallucinate and I couldn&#8217;t discern whether I was awake or asleep. We&#8217;ll see how it goes.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center'><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/kanpai5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/kanpai5-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kanpai5\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a couple of things people told me they wanted from me on the trip. THMFIC at the gym wanted me to to have an illicit affair here. I&#8217;ve never been able to pull anything like that off when I was younger, and I doubt I&#8217;m any more able now. I was also asked to take a picture of a pr0n vending machine and it turns out that there aren&#8217;t any small independent bookstores any more, so there aren&#8217;t any magazine vending machines. Here are a couple of pictures of vending machines since there still are drink machines everywhere. Mostly soft drinks, but some are beer machines out on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2184\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I am probably a disappointment.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2184"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3854,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184\/revisions\/3854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}