{"id":2054,"date":"2008-10-05T22:23:48","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T05:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2054"},"modified":"2008-10-05T22:27:28","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T05:27:28","slug":"i-dodged-that-bullet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2054","title":{"rendered":"I dodged that bullet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yet another day where I wanted to sleep in but I couldn&#8217;t. I volunteered at the Portland Marathon again and it requires standing around from about 7AM to 11:30AM or so. This year it was cold and rainy but we didn&#8217;t see many runners with problems. We had a couple of people on sag wagons, a couple of people with foot problems, but that was a lot less than most years. In fact, last year we had to call in a couple of ambulances. Unfortunately for me, though, by the end of the morning my hands were numb and my butt was cramping from standing around.<\/p>\n<p>Just like most years, people I was watching for made it by me without my notice. Last year my sister ran by yelling at me and I didn&#8217;t see her. This year, I saw her but didn&#8217;t see her friends nor did I see Sean and Shirley from the gym. Sean had a goal to beat my time of 4:13:34 and I don&#8217;t think he did it. Which is a good thing, because I don&#8217;t want to train for another marathon to see if I can best his time, starting some sort of weird leapfroggy challenge that probably wouldn&#8217;t get very far because I don&#8217;t think my knees would take it. It&#8217;s been 10 years since I ran the San Francisco Marathon and I think once is enough for me. He beats me in lots of other things, like regularly deadlifting 85 pounds more than I do, so I get to be four minutes faster than him in this odd circumstance. In any case, congratulations to all the marathon participants!<\/p>\n<p>I spent the afternoon shopping for clothes. Actually, I spent the afternoon being a clothes hanger for clothes that were picked out by Devon and Tiffany from the gym. I had to get some clothes that fit, because my jeans are mostly falling off of me now that I&#8217;ve lost some weight. I hate to tell you about my khaki pants I wear for customer visits. If I don&#8217;t wear a belt, they actually do fall off. I had no idea that every single thing cost about $135. I thought THMFIC at the gym was kidding when he said I had to spend about $700 on presentable jeans and a shirt and he wasn&#8217;t kidding. OK, so I also bought a couple of pairs of shoes, but still. I told my brother-in-law and he commiserated with me, saying, &#8220;It&#8217;s hard to see how out of fashion you really are.&#8221; $135 for jeans instead of $30 for Levi&#8217;s on sale and they don&#8217;t even double-validate your parking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yet another day where I wanted to sleep in but I couldn&#8217;t. I volunteered at the Portland Marathon again and it requires standing around from about 7AM to 11:30AM or so. This year it was cold and rainy but we didn&#8217;t see many runners with problems. We had a couple of people on sag wagons, a couple of people with foot problems, but that was a lot less than most years. In fact, last year we had to call in a couple of ambulances. Unfortunately for me, though, by the end of the morning my hands were numb and my butt was cramping from standing around. Just like most years, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=2054\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I dodged that bullet.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2054"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2056,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2054\/revisions\/2056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}