{"id":204,"date":"2004-05-08T22:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-09T05:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-05-08T22:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-09T05:22:00","slug":"im-a-bad-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a bad son."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should say, <b>Happy 88th Birthday Dad!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>My sister got him these cute, well, I don&#8217;t know how to describe them so here&#8217;s the picture:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/nekoebi.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I got him a caramel shake and two antenna balls from Jack-In-The-Box. See if you can see them on his desk:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/pa-desktop.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Or in front of his desk:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/pa-deskbot.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s a cheesy weenie in his hand. Here&#8217;s a picture of him surveying his desk:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/pa-and-desk.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should say, Happy 88th Birthday Dad! My sister got him these cute, well, I don&#8217;t know how to describe them so here&#8217;s the picture: I got him a caramel shake and two antenna balls from Jack-In-The-Box. See if you can see them on his desk: Or in front of his desk: I think that&#8217;s a cheesy weenie in his hand. Here&#8217;s a picture of him surveying his desk:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}