{"id":197,"date":"2004-04-29T23:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-30T06:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-04-29T23:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-30T06:37:00","slug":"im-probably-in-big-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=197","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m probably in big trouble."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to avoid being so crotchety, but when something keeps me from sleeping, I&#8217;m not too happy. So some kids were parked out in front of the house, and it&#8217;s 11:30PM. Usually I try to warn them by turning on the porch light, but that doesn&#8217;t seem to affect them much. Today I went and asked them to &#8220;turn it down or move it along.&#8221; I mean, they&#8217;re out there, leaving their garbage and whatever. If they&#8217;re quiet, I ignore them. This time I even wrote down the license plate number. I dunno. The neighborhood is getting upscale, so I shouldn&#8217;t have to do this, right?<\/p>\n<p>I had something else that I was going to comment on, but somehow rousting the kids is bothering me enough that I can&#8217;t remember it. Oh, well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to avoid being so crotchety, but when something keeps me from sleeping, I&#8217;m not too happy. So some kids were parked out in front of the house, and it&#8217;s 11:30PM. Usually I try to warn them by turning on the porch light, but that doesn&#8217;t seem to affect them much. Today I went and asked them to &#8220;turn it down or move it along.&#8221; I mean, they&#8217;re out there, leaving their garbage and whatever. If they&#8217;re quiet, I ignore them. This time I even wrote down the license plate number. I dunno. The neighborhood is getting upscale, so I shouldn&#8217;t have to do this, right? I had something &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=197\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m probably in big trouble.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}