{"id":193,"date":"2004-04-22T22:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-23T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-04-22T22:40:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-23T05:40:00","slug":"so-i-got-fired-three-times-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"So I got fired three times today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So not really fired, but my boss had big problems with <b>The Little River Band<\/b>, <b>The Doobie Brothers<\/b>, and <b>Wang Chung<\/b>. I think his skinny ass was in a heavy metal band at some point. I&#8217;m sure he doesn&#8217;t like much of what I have. Maybe if I had some <b>Quiet Riot<\/b> or <b>Warrant<\/b> or something.<\/p>\n<p>I got the last part of my birthday present to myself. Now I can operate power tools in the dark and listen to the radio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So not really fired, but my boss had big problems with The Little River Band, The Doobie Brothers, and Wang Chung. I think his skinny ass was in a heavy metal band at some point. I&#8217;m sure he doesn&#8217;t like much of what I have. Maybe if I had some Quiet Riot or Warrant or something. I got the last part of my birthday present to myself. Now I can operate power tools in the dark and listen to the radio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}