{"id":187,"date":"2004-04-14T22:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-15T05:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-04-14T22:39:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-15T05:39:00","slug":"happy-birthday-to-my-crazy-ex-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday to my crazy ex-girlfriend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funny, huh? I went out with someone with a birthday close to mine. Dunno what that means, really.<\/p>\n<p>And once again I had to work late. Another minor software release, proving that we fix things for the customer. This was a management-created problem. Can&#8217;t go much into it, but CEOs are always the biggest problem for sysadmins.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so I&#8217;m sure I had something really eloquent to say, but I&#8217;m reduced to just blithering again since y brain is devoted to staying late at work and, well, just staying late seems to suck the, well, thinkiness out of my head.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>AHA! I just found where all the moths were coming from. I hope my buddy John isn&#8217;t reading this &mdash; he gave me a nice wool sweater that is supposed to be machine washable. But that avoids all the horrid dry cleaning chemicals that KILL MOTHS DEAD. Aw freaking hell. I&#8217;m going to check for holes in the morning when I&#8217;m rested and feeling good about things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny, huh? I went out with someone with a birthday close to mine. Dunno what that means, really. And once again I had to work late. Another minor software release, proving that we fix things for the customer. This was a management-created problem. Can&#8217;t go much into it, but CEOs are always the biggest problem for sysadmins. Anyway, so I&#8217;m sure I had something really eloquent to say, but I&#8217;m reduced to just blithering again since y brain is devoted to staying late at work and, well, just staying late seems to suck the, well, thinkiness out of my head. AHA! I just found where all the moths were coming &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=187\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy birthday to my crazy ex-girlfriend.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}