{"id":1845,"date":"2008-08-12T22:30:50","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T05:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2008-08-12T22:30:52","modified_gmt":"2008-08-13T05:30:52","slug":"i-really-should-go-to-bed-early-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1845","title":{"rendered":"I really should go to bed early tonight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not only have I been sleepy the past couple of days, everything seemed to go to hell in a handbasket today. Several customers all seemed to think the sky was falling on the same day. That plus knowing what the workout is tomorrow, I should probably get more sleep than usual.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m supposed to pick some colors and tiles and flooring for my bathroom project. While my sister and Megan swear I&#8217;m gay, I&#8217;m really not, and I have no frigging clue what colors or to pick. All I know is that I want the toilet seat to be splinter-free and that I want the floor to be comfortable to walk on with bare feet in the wintertime.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I think my friends are trying to make me look foolish again for their own amusement. They&#8217;re trying to get me to ask out an attractive woman from work who also has her PhD and is much younger than I am. According to the head honcho at the gym, I have 3 things going against me there so I must have nothing to lose. Except, of course, my dignity (if I had that to begin with.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not only have I been sleepy the past couple of days, everything seemed to go to hell in a handbasket today. Several customers all seemed to think the sky was falling on the same day. That plus knowing what the workout is tomorrow, I should probably get more sleep than usual. I&#8217;m supposed to pick some colors and tiles and flooring for my bathroom project. While my sister and Megan swear I&#8217;m gay, I&#8217;m really not, and I have no frigging clue what colors or to pick. All I know is that I want the toilet seat to be splinter-free and that I want the floor to be comfortable to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1845\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I really should go to bed early tonight.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1846,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions\/1846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}