{"id":182,"date":"2004-04-09T17:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-10T00:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2004-04-09T17:41:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-10T00:41:00","slug":"bone-marrow-biopsies-arent-so-bad-or-are-they","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"Bone marrow biopsies aren&#8217;t so bad; or are they?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The important part of a bone marrow biopsy is getting the lab results, but one of the scariest parts is the actual procedure. I mean, they&#8217;re drilling into your pelvis to get some goo. I&#8217;ve heard from several friends about how horrid the procedure is. While I wouldn&#8217;t recommend it to anyone as a fun way to spend an hour, I would say that the procedure isn&#8217;t as painful as I&#8217;ve heard. The worst part was the Xylocaine anesthetic. It burns! And then aspirating the sample stimulates all sorts of nerve endings in the bone marrow. For me that felt like a Charley Horse in my ass.<\/p>\n<p>But it isn&#8217;t that bad, and it hurt less this time than it did last time. I wonder if it isn&#8217;t just because my doctor is especially good at the procedure. I mean, I even heard him say, &#8220;Damn,&#8221; under his breath a couple of times and it didn&#8217;t hurt any worse.<\/p>\n<p>My blood pressure was up to 140\/90 at the start of my appointment (I&#8217;m guessing that&#8217;s because I was more nervous than usual since I knew I was getting this bone marrow biopsy) and I&#8217;m now at home wondering if my back hurt this bad last time. But it isn&#8217;t that bad.<\/p>\n<p>Now to wait for the results!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The important part of a bone marrow biopsy is getting the lab results, but one of the scariest parts is the actual procedure. I mean, they&#8217;re drilling into your pelvis to get some goo. I&#8217;ve heard from several friends about how horrid the procedure is. While I wouldn&#8217;t recommend it to anyone as a fun way to spend an hour, I would say that the procedure isn&#8217;t as painful as I&#8217;ve heard. The worst part was the Xylocaine anesthetic. It burns! And then aspirating the sample stimulates all sorts of nerve endings in the bone marrow. For me that felt like a Charley Horse in my ass. But it isn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=182\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bone marrow biopsies aren&#8217;t so bad; or are they?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}