{"id":1755,"date":"2008-07-17T23:02:28","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T06:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1755"},"modified":"2008-07-17T23:02:30","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T06:02:30","slug":"ok-so-now-what-is-up-with-this-twitter-crapola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1755","title":{"rendered":"OK, so now what is up with this twitter crapola?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sister wanted me to get on twitter. I&#8217;m not really a huge fan. I mean, really:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just took a crap.<\/li>\n<li>Check out the size of the nose-nugget I just pulled outta my head.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s almost noon and I&#8217;m hungry.<\/li>\n<li><b>WHO THE %#$^ CARES?!<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But whatever. I decided to try it anyway because I&#8217;m foolish and there&#8217;s a plugin for the iPhone. It doesn&#8217;t seem to work, but I keep trying it. The one for Facebook seems to be better. I still haven&#8217;t succumbed to &#8220;Super Monkey Ball&#8221; but I just go the thing.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m staying up too late watching <b>Burn Notice<\/b>. That&#8217;s a twitter-like comment, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister wanted me to get on twitter. I&#8217;m not really a huge fan. I mean, really: I just took a crap. Check out the size of the nose-nugget I just pulled outta my head. It&#8217;s almost noon and I&#8217;m hungry. WHO THE %#$^ CARES?! But whatever. I decided to try it anyway because I&#8217;m foolish and there&#8217;s a plugin for the iPhone. It doesn&#8217;t seem to work, but I keep trying it. The one for Facebook seems to be better. I still haven&#8217;t succumbed to &#8220;Super Monkey Ball&#8221; but I just go the thing. And I&#8217;m staying up too late watching Burn Notice. That&#8217;s a twitter-like comment, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1756,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions\/1756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}