{"id":1732,"date":"2008-07-01T23:19:16","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T06:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1732"},"modified":"2008-07-01T23:19:18","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T06:19:18","slug":"my-sister-and-her-rats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1732","title":{"rendered":"My sister and her rats."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sister text messaged me last night and apparently she had a drowned rat in her toilet. She was going to have me drive across town and take care of it (I was thinking I needed some tongs or something) but she had her friend, A LAWYER, take care of it. Fortunately the lawyer just tried multiple flushes and the rat was gone. Hooray.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m as tired as ever, and last night when I was falling asleep someone set us up the bomb. It was a hugely loud explosion and annoying as hell. And then my allergies were bothering me in the morning and I could barely stay awake at work. Ah well.<\/p>\n<p>For those who think I just surf the web all day at work, here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wherethehellismatt.com\/\">silly dance that&#8217;s strangely inspiring<\/a> that I got at work. It&#8217;s best when you click on &#8220;watch in higher quality&#8221;. Also, a blog posting about <a href=\"http:\/\/portlandhamburgers.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/cascade-locks-charburger.html\">Char Burger<\/a>, where we didn&#8217;t end up eating after our hike on Sunday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister text messaged me last night and apparently she had a drowned rat in her toilet. She was going to have me drive across town and take care of it (I was thinking I needed some tongs or something) but she had her friend, A LAWYER, take care of it. Fortunately the lawyer just tried multiple flushes and the rat was gone. Hooray. I&#8217;m as tired as ever, and last night when I was falling asleep someone set us up the bomb. It was a hugely loud explosion and annoying as hell. And then my allergies were bothering me in the morning and I could barely stay awake at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1732\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My sister and her rats.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}