{"id":1720,"date":"2008-06-21T16:07:20","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T23:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1720"},"modified":"2008-06-21T16:07:21","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T23:07:21","slug":"stuck-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1720","title":{"rendered":"Stuck at home."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My brother-in-law is off to England to study Chaucer and my sister is off shopping with my mom, so I&#8217;m stuck at home with my sister&#8217;s weird dog. I know the dog is cute and all, but she&#8217;s weird. Which is good because she fits in with the rest of the family. They didn&#8217;t want to leave her alone because, I guess, basenjis come with pre-existing abandonment issues. So now I&#8217;m stuck reading a book which is what I&#8217;d be doing anyway.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I&#8217;m sitting here hungry because I didn&#8217;t eat enough dinner last night. I had some nachos and a Cosmopolitan in a gay wine bar in SE Portland. My friend Sylvia&#8217;s idea and she got several old co-workers from a defunct startup together. She went off to a club for some dancing and the other co-worker who showed up and I both decided we were old men and left for home.<\/p>\n<p>I can tell you that going to Crush, eating a fraction of a nacho plate, and drinking a fruity cocktail isn&#8217;t quite what you need after working out.  So much for that theory. I almost fell asleep, but read half of a Lee Child book instead.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to have to do something about this reading affliction. It&#8217;s costing me time and money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother-in-law is off to England to study Chaucer and my sister is off shopping with my mom, so I&#8217;m stuck at home with my sister&#8217;s weird dog. I know the dog is cute and all, but she&#8217;s weird. Which is good because she fits in with the rest of the family. They didn&#8217;t want to leave her alone because, I guess, basenjis come with pre-existing abandonment issues. So now I&#8217;m stuck reading a book which is what I&#8217;d be doing anyway. In any case, I&#8217;m sitting here hungry because I didn&#8217;t eat enough dinner last night. I had some nachos and a Cosmopolitan in a gay wine bar in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1720\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stuck at home.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}