{"id":1696,"date":"2008-06-05T22:33:15","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T05:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1696"},"modified":"2008-06-05T22:33:17","modified_gmt":"2008-06-06T05:33:17","slug":"finally-screwing-up-my-gym-schedule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1696","title":{"rendered":"Finally screwing up my gym schedule."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this week I thought I&#8217;d miss going to the gym on Tuesday because of a massage, but I just made it. I thought I&#8217;d miss Wednesday because of a late work meeting. But Thursday I ended up talking to a contractor about (finally) doing something to the house. We&#8217;ll see what all we start doing and when.<\/p>\n<p>It was a weird day. Went to the dentist (&#8220;Your teeth look fine.&#8221;) and the doctor (&#8220;Your bloodwork looks fine.&#8221;) and then met with the contractor (&#8220;Oh, honey, what have they done to your mortar?&#8221;) OK, so the contractor doesn&#8217;t sound like that but it makes for a better story. But other than waiting around a lot reading a book that I remembered to carry around with me, there really wasn&#8217;t much going on. Life&#8217;s kind of been on the boring track. Like when I&#8217;m in a room and an attractive woman comes in, she&#8217;ll sit right behind me so I can&#8217;t see her. Where&#8217;s the fun in that? I suppose there isn&#8217;t all that much fun if you just go around eating salads all the time. At least they haven&#8217;t worn my teeth down to nubbins yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this week I thought I&#8217;d miss going to the gym on Tuesday because of a massage, but I just made it. I thought I&#8217;d miss Wednesday because of a late work meeting. But Thursday I ended up talking to a contractor about (finally) doing something to the house. We&#8217;ll see what all we start doing and when. It was a weird day. Went to the dentist (&#8220;Your teeth look fine.&#8221;) and the doctor (&#8220;Your bloodwork looks fine.&#8221;) and then met with the contractor (&#8220;Oh, honey, what have they done to your mortar?&#8221;) OK, so the contractor doesn&#8217;t sound like that but it makes for a better story. But other &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1696\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Finally screwing up my gym schedule.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}