{"id":1684,"date":"2008-05-24T23:34:54","date_gmt":"2008-05-25T06:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1684"},"modified":"2008-05-25T10:36:36","modified_gmt":"2008-05-25T17:36:36","slug":"i-am-so-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1684","title":{"rendered":"I am so lazy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I just ate things that I found around the house. Cashews, string cheese, and some yogurt. Tonight I&#8217;m trying to get myself to go BUY something, even if it&#8217;s just another Jack-In-The-Box salad. I finally have to admit that the closest I got to cooking lately is opening the salad dressing and pouring it over the salad, and I don&#8217;t always use salad dressing. I even bought an egg steaming gadget because I don&#8217;t want to be bothered with boiling eggs. Man, that&#8217;s some avoidance of cooking.<\/p>\n<p>The only interesting thing I did today was have breakfast with my sister and her running buddies. I was still a bit goofy from the Flexeril, but the advantage to hanging out with runners after their run is that they&#8217;re a bit goofy and not exactly well dressed or kempt. Now is kempt the opposite of unkempt?<\/p>\n<p>I also figured that one way of getting rid of the Flexeril is to diffuse it out by drinking a lot of water. Whee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I just ate things that I found around the house. Cashews, string cheese, and some yogurt. Tonight I&#8217;m trying to get myself to go BUY something, even if it&#8217;s just another Jack-In-The-Box salad. I finally have to admit that the closest I got to cooking lately is opening the salad dressing and pouring it over the salad, and I don&#8217;t always use salad dressing. I even bought an egg steaming gadget because I don&#8217;t want to be bothered with boiling eggs. Man, that&#8217;s some avoidance of cooking. The only interesting thing I did today was have breakfast with my sister and her running buddies. I was still a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1684\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I am so lazy.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}