{"id":1666,"date":"2008-05-07T23:01:30","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T06:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2008-05-07T23:15:31","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T06:15:31","slug":"what-the-hell-are-you-trying-to-do-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1666","title":{"rendered":"What the hell are you trying to do, boy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Proof of my goofiness from last night.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ridiculous.png\" title=\"There's that goofy looking Asian dude yet again.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ridiculous-300x250.png\" alt=\"Secret Shirtless Asian man.\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Note the bright white skin and the protective layer of fat that are used to ward off enemies.<\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me, when I was in Japan a guy told me, &#8220;You Kansai people are all alike. Trying to make sure you amuse people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think I was trying to do a pullup at this point, but that doesn&#8217;t look quite right now, does it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proof of my goofiness from last night. Note the bright white skin and the protective layer of fat that are used to ward off enemies. Which reminds me, when I was in Japan a guy told me, &#8220;You Kansai people are all alike. Trying to make sure you amuse people.&#8221; I think I was trying to do a pullup at this point, but that doesn&#8217;t look quite right now, does it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}