{"id":1663,"date":"2008-05-05T22:52:09","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T05:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1663"},"modified":"2008-05-05T23:21:57","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T06:21:57","slug":"all-in-the-timing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1663","title":{"rendered":"All in the timing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha HA! I started messing with my email server and I think I got it finished before midnight. A first for me! Usually I start screwing with my computer and hours later I&#8217;m tearing my hair out trying to figure out what I did wrong while wondering when I&#8217;m ever going to get to bed. Well, maybe we&#8217;ll find out that I didn&#8217;t actually &#8220;fix&#8221; things when I don&#8217;t get any email at all.<\/p>\n<p>My timing at the gym appears to be a little off, too. Well, not about everything. I was there when the owner of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saintcupcake.com\/\">St. Cupcake<\/a> was there. Nothing is as attractive as a woman who makes red velvet cupcakes. My sister makes them too, and anyone will tell you she&#8217;s much better looking than I am. I know the owner of the cupcake store is married, but who doesn&#8217;t want to hang out with cupcake glitterati? It would only be better if there were bacon involved. But really, we were just doing a timed workout today: run around the block and then 21-15-9 reps of dumbbell clean and split jerks, then run around the block again. Believe me it&#8217;s hard. I&#8217;m getting tired just thinking about it.<\/p>\n<p>In the earlier class I saw people going full-out and look like they were going to throw up from the exertion. On my first time around the block, I stopped to give some people directions to the Lucky Lab pub. Then I was saying hello to people I know from the other gym up the block and I was also chatting with the people I was running with. I again saw the people I gave directions to as I circled around the block and stopped to clarify my directions. I even had to run back because I realized I gave them the wrong street name. All this led to my being behind the Deputy District Attorney (another workout buddy who isn&#8217;t a yoot) and having to sprint at the very end of the workout to catch him. I didn&#8217;t come in first, but I think we were tied.<\/p>\n<p>My sister will tell you that I talk too much and I talk even more when I&#8217;ve been drinking. This may be to my detriment as I end up chatting up people when I&#8217;m supposed to be working or working out. I suppose it&#8217;s my curse.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I was told today that we&#8217;re doing the &#8220;Fran&#8221; workout on Thursday. Every time I think about it, I start getting tense and I have to remind myself to breathe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha HA! I started messing with my email server and I think I got it finished before midnight. A first for me! Usually I start screwing with my computer and hours later I&#8217;m tearing my hair out trying to figure out what I did wrong while wondering when I&#8217;m ever going to get to bed. Well, maybe we&#8217;ll find out that I didn&#8217;t actually &#8220;fix&#8221; things when I don&#8217;t get any email at all. My timing at the gym appears to be a little off, too. Well, not about everything. I was there when the owner of St. Cupcake was there. Nothing is as attractive as a woman who makes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1663\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">All in the timing.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}