{"id":1660,"date":"2008-05-02T22:38:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T05:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2008-05-02T22:38:06","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T05:38:06","slug":"now-i-know-why-i-dont-have-video-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1660","title":{"rendered":"Now I know why I don&#8217;t have video games."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I suck at video games. I guess they&#8217;re still fun, though. I&#8217;m playing things at the lowest levels and just barely winning. At least that means there&#8217;s lots harder levels if I get good at them. Right now I&#8217;m playing Mario Kart, which is a lot sillier and more fun than my daily commute. I guess I could really slow it down and play NPR and pretend it was my daily commute. Not sure why I&#8217;d want to do that, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I suck at video games. I guess they&#8217;re still fun, though. I&#8217;m playing things at the lowest levels and just barely winning. At least that means there&#8217;s lots harder levels if I get good at them. Right now I&#8217;m playing Mario Kart, which is a lot sillier and more fun than my daily commute. I guess I could really slow it down and play NPR and pretend it was my daily commute. Not sure why I&#8217;d want to do that, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}