{"id":1650,"date":"2008-04-25T23:28:15","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T06:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1650"},"modified":"2008-04-25T23:28:16","modified_gmt":"2008-04-26T06:28:16","slug":"im-allergic-to-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1650","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m allergic to salad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a chicken salad for lunch (at a strip club) and I had a salad at dinner, and that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m blaming for my digestive troubles tonight. Not the undercooked swordfish, not the beer. But what are you supposed to do when you&#8217;re not eating cheeseburgers? I had dinner with the family and Carolyn from Chicago and 3 out of 5 people got hamburgers. One with cheese, one without, and one with bacon, cheese, and a fried egg. I was even offered a quarter of one but I resisted! And look where it got me! A trip to the Pepto Bismol bottle!<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if the lack of cheeseburgers is making me hallucinate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a chicken salad for lunch (at a strip club) and I had a salad at dinner, and that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m blaming for my digestive troubles tonight. Not the undercooked swordfish, not the beer. But what are you supposed to do when you&#8217;re not eating cheeseburgers? I had dinner with the family and Carolyn from Chicago and 3 out of 5 people got hamburgers. One with cheese, one without, and one with bacon, cheese, and a fried egg. I was even offered a quarter of one but I resisted! And look where it got me! A trip to the Pepto Bismol bottle! I wonder if the lack of cheeseburgers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1650\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m allergic to salad.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}