{"id":1642,"date":"2008-04-20T22:40:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-21T05:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1642"},"modified":"2008-04-20T22:40:22","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T05:40:22","slug":"im-too-old-for-this-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1642","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m too old for this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at my friend Sylvia&#8217;s party last night, drinking too much and acting like an idiot. Especially since I was out until 4AM. I&#8217;m way to old for this kind of crap. Fortunately, I had just checked out a mystery from the library so I got to sleep in, finish the book, and then take another nap before I went out to dinner with friends.<\/p>\n<p>Get this, I avoided the cheeseburger at dinner. I&#8217;m fairly sure the pulled pork sandwich wasn&#8217;t much better for me, but I also avoided the fries and got a salad instead. But I did have cr&egrave;me br&ucirc;l&eacute;e for dessert so it&#8217;s still slow progress on my part. For those in Portland, the restaurant was Cava on 54th and Foster and it was excellent. There are several things on the menu I want to try there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at my friend Sylvia&#8217;s party last night, drinking too much and acting like an idiot. Especially since I was out until 4AM. I&#8217;m way to old for this kind of crap. Fortunately, I had just checked out a mystery from the library so I got to sleep in, finish the book, and then take another nap before I went out to dinner with friends. Get this, I avoided the cheeseburger at dinner. I&#8217;m fairly sure the pulled pork sandwich wasn&#8217;t much better for me, but I also avoided the fries and got a salad instead. But I did have cr&egrave;me br&ucirc;l&eacute;e for dessert so it&#8217;s still slow progress &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1642\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m too old for this.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}