{"id":1591,"date":"2008-03-06T22:03:05","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T06:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1591"},"modified":"2008-03-06T22:03:06","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T06:03:06","slug":"i-am-a-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1591","title":{"rendered":"I am a moron."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, you could have guessed that I am a moron. I have been reading the <a href=\"http:\/\/portlandhamburgers.blogspot.com\">Portland Hamburgers blog<\/a> and even though I&#8217;ve already had dinner, I&#8217;m really jonesing for a burger. All this work at the gym and I&#8217;m really supposed to be eating better but I&#8217;m just looking at blogs about cheeseburgers. Yeesh.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I&#8217;m not going to sleep early enough, either. I forgot about some work I had to do and so I was doing WORK instead of sleeping. What a maroon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, you could have guessed that I am a moron. I have been reading the Portland Hamburgers blog and even though I&#8217;ve already had dinner, I&#8217;m really jonesing for a burger. All this work at the gym and I&#8217;m really supposed to be eating better but I&#8217;m just looking at blogs about cheeseburgers. Yeesh. Oh, and I&#8217;m not going to sleep early enough, either. I forgot about some work I had to do and so I was doing WORK instead of sleeping. What a maroon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}