{"id":1416,"date":"2007-09-10T23:42:34","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T06:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1416"},"modified":"2007-09-10T23:42:35","modified_gmt":"2007-09-11T06:42:35","slug":"my-timing-is-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1416","title":{"rendered":"My timing is off."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up several times last night and I overslept my alarm. My alarm is a bit too complicated for my own good. 5:50AM I start listening to NPR. 6:00AM the buzzing starts. I stop that and put it back on the NPR. When they get to local news I finally get up. Like I said, too complicated.<\/p>\n<p>The way to work was filled with my worst nightmare: drivers who don&#8217;t stop at stop signs. Oddly enough, I made it to the light rail early and I made it to work early.<\/p>\n<p>The Audubon bird person who was here today is a guy I see every year and we were talking about his girlfriends for some reason. He doesn&#8217;t look that old but was telling me he had a girlfriend who was 21 years younger than him. I was worried until he told me he was in his 50&#8217;s. At least I don&#8217;t have to call the police.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up several times last night and I overslept my alarm. My alarm is a bit too complicated for my own good. 5:50AM I start listening to NPR. 6:00AM the buzzing starts. I stop that and put it back on the NPR. When they get to local news I finally get up. Like I said, too complicated. The way to work was filled with my worst nightmare: drivers who don&#8217;t stop at stop signs. Oddly enough, I made it to the light rail early and I made it to work early. The Audubon bird person who was here today is a guy I see every year and we were &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1416\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My timing is off.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}