{"id":1415,"date":"2007-09-09T22:59:56","date_gmt":"2007-09-10T05:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2007-09-09T22:59:58","modified_gmt":"2007-09-10T05:59:58","slug":"another-reason-to-quit-playing-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"Another reason to quit playing golf."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had another golf lesson today and there&#8217;s too much to remember. Stand like this, hold your head like that. It&#8217;s all fun still, fortunately. On the way out, a guy parked his golf cart behind my car, across the  way so it was hard for me to get out. I was going back and forth, like you&#8217;d do while parallel parking, when the guy started yelling at me. I can&#8217;t remember exactly what he said first, but he did say, &#8220;something something fucking ass something I told you to stop.&#8221; I got out of my car and told him I hadn&#8217;t heard him. He yelled some more. I asked if I&#8217;d actually hit the cart. He said no and yelled some more. So I told him to quit acting like a fuckhead and drove off. The only thing I can think of is that his wife outplayed him today. I&#8217;m not sure why else you&#8217;d park so a guy can&#8217;t leave the parking lot and then start yelling at him.<\/p>\n<p>More &#8220;Structural Integration&#8221; for me today and boy did it hurt like hell. This isn&#8217;t supposed to be as bad as old-school Rolfing, and I can&#8217;t imagine what that would be like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had another golf lesson today and there&#8217;s too much to remember. Stand like this, hold your head like that. It&#8217;s all fun still, fortunately. On the way out, a guy parked his golf cart behind my car, across the way so it was hard for me to get out. I was going back and forth, like you&#8217;d do while parallel parking, when the guy started yelling at me. I can&#8217;t remember exactly what he said first, but he did say, &#8220;something something fucking ass something I told you to stop.&#8221; I got out of my car and told him I hadn&#8217;t heard him. He yelled some more. I asked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1415\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another reason to quit playing golf.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}