{"id":1404,"date":"2007-08-25T23:58:54","date_gmt":"2007-08-26T06:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2007-08-26T00:05:13","modified_gmt":"2007-08-26T07:05:13","slug":"no-grossness-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"No grossness tonight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the first thing I had to do this morning was help some little old ladies set up their email. I hope it helps them because it all seems a little confusing. Hell, gmail is confusing to me and I use computers all the time. Most of the time I was trying to get a woman to double-click without moving the mouse at the same time. Ah, well.<\/p>\n<p>When I got home I noticed my neighbor was trimming the weeds in the gutter. He was doing it by hand and tried to guilt me into doing my &#8220;half&#8221; of the block. We&#8217;re the only two who cut the weeds across the street in the gutter by the school yard and I had done most of my half a few weeks ago. It was &#8220;community school cleaning day&#8221; so I decided I should probably make the minimal effort of getting the gas-powered weed whacker out. My neighbor was doing his half by hand. I did my bit for the neighborhood and even trimmed some blackberry bushes. I even met the new school principal.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the day was spent fighting my computers, like always. Didn&#8217;t have all that much trouble and everything worked after the requisite frustration. I guess it&#8217;s time for plumbing and painting tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the first thing I had to do this morning was help some little old ladies set up their email. I hope it helps them because it all seems a little confusing. Hell, gmail is confusing to me and I use computers all the time. Most of the time I was trying to get a woman to double-click without moving the mouse at the same time. Ah, well. When I got home I noticed my neighbor was trimming the weeds in the gutter. He was doing it by hand and tried to guilt me into doing my &#8220;half&#8221; of the block. We&#8217;re the only two who cut the weeds across &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1404\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No grossness tonight.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}