{"id":1402,"date":"2007-08-23T23:42:46","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T06:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1402"},"modified":"2007-08-23T23:42:47","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T06:42:47","slug":"i-ate-at-mcdonalds-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1402","title":{"rendered":"I ate at McDonalds today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of reasons I ate at McDonalds but the main ones are that the cafeteria frightens me and Mickey D&#8217;s is the closest cheap thing I could walk to. I also found a way to avoid a bit more exercise by walking AROUND the hill to the light rail rather than OVER the hill. The stop was a little closer, too. So, two strikes.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Dave the Trainer blew me off and I didn&#8217;t make it to the gym.<\/p>\n<p>YER OUTTA THERE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of reasons I ate at McDonalds but the main ones are that the cafeteria frightens me and Mickey D&#8217;s is the closest cheap thing I could walk to. I also found a way to avoid a bit more exercise by walking AROUND the hill to the light rail rather than OVER the hill. The stop was a little closer, too. So, two strikes. Oh, and Dave the Trainer blew me off and I didn&#8217;t make it to the gym. YER OUTTA THERE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}