{"id":1401,"date":"2007-08-22T23:30:26","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T06:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1401"},"modified":"2007-08-22T23:37:45","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T06:37:45","slug":"did-i-forget-to-mention-that-the-house-is-full-of-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1401","title":{"rendered":"Did I forget to mention that the house is full of women?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Might sound ideal for me, but it&#8217;s my aunt, my aunt&#8217;s sister-in-law, and another friend from Japan. I&#8217;m off my routine, not that I have a routine. So far I&#8217;ve only had to be around for dinner, and I have no problems eating. I&#8217;ve had to skip the gym one night and cut short my awful performance at the driving range another night.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, honestly, my golf swing is getting worse. I think it&#8217;s time to see an instructor. I mean, I want SOMETHING in my life to go right.<\/p>\n<p>I should hit the hay, too. I may run into the same woman from Yahoo! on the train. She swears it&#8217;s the best job she&#8217;s ever had, and much better than what we&#8217;re doing across the parking lot from her at Megacorp. I wonder if she&#8217;s telling the truth or if she&#8217;s just deluded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Might sound ideal for me, but it&#8217;s my aunt, my aunt&#8217;s sister-in-law, and another friend from Japan. I&#8217;m off my routine, not that I have a routine. So far I&#8217;ve only had to be around for dinner, and I have no problems eating. I&#8217;ve had to skip the gym one night and cut short my awful performance at the driving range another night. I mean, honestly, my golf swing is getting worse. I think it&#8217;s time to see an instructor. I mean, I want SOMETHING in my life to go right. I should hit the hay, too. I may run into the same woman from Yahoo! on the train. She &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1401\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Did I forget to mention that the house is full of women?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}