{"id":1397,"date":"2007-08-19T00:20:11","date_gmt":"2007-08-19T07:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2007-08-22T23:25:10","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T06:25:10","slug":"this-is-what-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":"This is what happens&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>when it&#8217;s been too long since you&#8217;ve had a girlfriend. This and posters of Natalie Gulbis.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/lessrhodie.jpg\" title=\"More hackity hack on the bushes.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/lessrhodie.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"More hackity hack on the bushes.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Old picture for comparison:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/no-tree.jpg\" title=\"The tree is gone.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/no-tree.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"The tree is gone.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course my back hurt and I used that as an excuse to watch golf, but the presentation wasn&#8217;t that great. Basically, they showed lots of gabbing and little golfing. I decided to trim back one of the rhododendrons in front of the house, and then decided that it should all go in the wood chipper with the stuff I hadn&#8217;t finished last week. Basically, I was either trying to prove that my back was OK or I was being a masochist. In any case, my back doesn&#8217;t feel so bad tonight. Rhododendrons aren&#8217;t nearly as hard to deal with as flowering plum trees.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I don&#8217;t have any posters of Natalie Gulbis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when it&#8217;s been too long since you&#8217;ve had a girlfriend. This and posters of Natalie Gulbis. Old picture for comparison: Of course my back hurt and I used that as an excuse to watch golf, but the presentation wasn&#8217;t that great. Basically, they showed lots of gabbing and little golfing. I decided to trim back one of the rhododendrons in front of the house, and then decided that it should all go in the wood chipper with the stuff I hadn&#8217;t finished last week. Basically, I was either trying to prove that my back was OK or I was being a masochist. In any case, my back doesn&#8217;t feel so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1397\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This is what happens&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}