{"id":1369,"date":"2007-08-03T00:00:28","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T07:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1369"},"modified":"2007-08-03T00:40:50","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T07:40:50","slug":"im-htodd-for-those-in-the-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1369","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m htodd, for those in the know."},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>\n12:49  jasonc&gt; reminds me of the old \"what's the difference between a slut and a bitch?\" joke\n12:49  singingarc&gt; punch line?\n12:50  jasonc&gt; singingarc: slut is someone who'll sleep with anyone, a bitch is someone who'll sleep with anyone but you\n12:50  singingarc> ah\n12:51  singingarc> so what do you call a woman who only sleeps with you?\n12:51  jgw> a woman of low standards\n12:51  htodd> imaginary, in my case\n<\/pre>\n<p>The only exciting thing today was seeing a woman at the gym who kind of looked like the last woman I went on a date with. She was much younger, though, and was wearing a t-shirt that said, &#8220;Dirty Weekends.&#8221; The typeface was hard to read and I thought it said, &#8220;Dirty Hedgehog,&#8221; which of course made no sense. I don&#8217;t get the reference, &#8220;Dirty Weekends,&#8221; either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12:49 jasonc&gt; reminds me of the old &#8220;what&#8217;s the difference between a slut and a bitch?&#8221; joke 12:49 singingarc&gt; punch line? 12:50 jasonc&gt; singingarc: slut is someone who&#8217;ll sleep with anyone, a bitch is someone who&#8217;ll sleep with anyone but you 12:50 singingarc> ah 12:51 singingarc> so what do you call a woman who only sleeps with you? 12:51 jgw> a woman of low standards 12:51 htodd> imaginary, in my case The only exciting thing today was seeing a woman at the gym who kind of looked like the last woman I went on a date with. She was much younger, though, and was wearing a t-shirt that said, &#8220;Dirty &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1369\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m htodd, for those in the know.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}