{"id":1367,"date":"2007-07-31T23:44:15","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T06:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1367"},"modified":"2007-07-31T23:44:16","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T06:44:16","slug":"get-off-my-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1367","title":{"rendered":"GET OFF MY LAWN."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ran off some kids a little while ago. They were parked across the street and playing loud music. At least the bass was penetrating through the walls. Anyway, I went out and said, &#8220;This is where I ask you to move on, and if you don&#8217;t I write down your license plate numbers and call the cops.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t think it was too mean. They did ask what they were doing wrong and I said, &#8220;Well, you are being loud and it is a neighborhood.&#8221; I think they left pretty soon afterwards, 3 cars with about a dozen kids. I kind of wonder if they weren&#8217;t planning to get even more kids there because cars keep pulling up and leaving.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever. My rule is: don&#8217;t wake me up.<\/p>\n<p>Dave the Trainer has weird schedule issues just like I have weird schedule issues. He called today and asked if I could make it in by 4PM. I had about 45 minutes to make it there, but I bailed out of work early and went. That&#8217;s the most excitement I had today. Woo-hoo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran off some kids a little while ago. They were parked across the street and playing loud music. At least the bass was penetrating through the walls. Anyway, I went out and said, &#8220;This is where I ask you to move on, and if you don&#8217;t I write down your license plate numbers and call the cops.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t think it was too mean. They did ask what they were doing wrong and I said, &#8220;Well, you are being loud and it is a neighborhood.&#8221; I think they left pretty soon afterwards, 3 cars with about a dozen kids. I kind of wonder if they weren&#8217;t planning to get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1367\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">GET OFF MY LAWN.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}