{"id":1343,"date":"2007-07-15T23:08:05","date_gmt":"2007-07-16T06:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1343"},"modified":"2007-07-15T23:18:12","modified_gmt":"2007-07-16T06:18:12","slug":"screw-the-bad-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1343","title":{"rendered":"Screw the bad back."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I felt a little depressed today (again with the depression) and didn&#8217;t feel like sitting inside all day watching golf. In fact, I didn&#8217;t even feel like playing golf, which I think confirmed my self-diagnosis of slight depression. I figured I&#8217;d work through it by digging out my least favorite stump, a crabapple in the backyard that just won&#8217;t die and keeps shooting up suckers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/stump.jpg\" title=\"Crabapple stump.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/stump.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Crabapple stump.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"text-align: left\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">I&#8217;m not sure if the picture is clear enough, but the hole is about 3 feet deep and several feet across. There was always a danger of throwing out my back and being unable to attend the two-day all-group off-site face-to-face overuse-of-hyphens meeting that my group from Megacorp is having tomorrow but I was semi-depressed (like I said) and I didn&#8217;t give a crap. I probably sweat off 10 pounds as well, but I got the stump out of the ground and my back feels fine so far. One down, four stumps to go: two pear, one broadleaf maple, and two rhododendron &#8211; I guess that makes five.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I gave up after one stump because I didn&#8217;t want to overdo things but what I did turned out to be even stupider. I usually wear long sleeves when I&#8217;m gardening even when it&#8217;s really hot, and I found out that I should keep wearing long sleeves out there. I pulled a bunch of weeds from my next door neighbor&#8217;s yard. The weeds are outside of his fence, so he doesn&#8217;t see them but I do. I found out that I&#8217;m a little allergic to those weeds and my arms started sprouting hives and itching like crazy. I quit about 1 or 2, took a shower, ate some lunch, took an antihistamine, and then looked at the inside of my eyelids for at least an hour.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">So, I&#8217;m not quite as semi-depressed any more. Physical labor seems to help more than sitting in front of my computer, deleting my online profiles from every dating site I can think of. My back doesn&#8217;t hurt yet. I still have to attend this odd meeting, but that&#8217;s why they pay me. And, hopefully, we won&#8217;t have the goofy crabapple shooting up suckers again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I think the shovel and polaski are going to get more use this summer than I&#8217;d like, if my back holds up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I felt a little depressed today (again with the depression) and didn&#8217;t feel like sitting inside all day watching golf. In fact, I didn&#8217;t even feel like playing golf, which I think confirmed my self-diagnosis of slight depression. I figured I&#8217;d work through it by digging out my least favorite stump, a crabapple in the backyard that just won&#8217;t die and keeps shooting up suckers. I&#8217;m not sure if the picture is clear enough, but the hole is about 3 feet deep and several feet across. There was always a danger of throwing out my back and being unable to attend the two-day all-group off-site face-to-face overuse-of-hyphens meeting that my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1343\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Screw the bad back.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}