{"id":1334,"date":"2007-07-02T22:50:46","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T05:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2007-07-02T22:53:43","modified_gmt":"2007-07-03T05:53:43","slug":"what-would-i-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1334","title":{"rendered":"What would I say?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Megan is in town for a quick trip and I went out to the driving range with her and her dad. Her dad used to be a golf pro, so he has all sorts of suggestions. Mainly relax, and rebalance. By the end of the bucket of balls I was hitting them into the guard in front of me rather than down the range. I also got a haircut from Megan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/haircut-200707.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"New expensive haircut.\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">More exciting things happened this weekend, including volunteering to help teach computer skills to elderly residents of low-income housing and getting yelled at for not providing Wifi. Heck, I&#8217;m not providing anything other than, &#8220;Here&#8217;s how you get to your email.&#8221; No good deed goes unpunished.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Oh, and I played golf today and when I actually tried to relax, things went better. Hooray. That and cheating and I finally had the lowest score.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Megan is in town for a quick trip and I went out to the driving range with her and her dad. Her dad used to be a golf pro, so he has all sorts of suggestions. Mainly relax, and rebalance. By the end of the bucket of balls I was hitting them into the guard in front of me rather than down the range. I also got a haircut from Megan. More exciting things happened this weekend, including volunteering to help teach computer skills to elderly residents of low-income housing and getting yelled at for not providing Wifi. Heck, I&#8217;m not providing anything other than, &#8220;Here&#8217;s how you get to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1334\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What would I say?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}