{"id":1317,"date":"2007-06-07T23:30:21","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T06:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2007-06-07T23:30:23","modified_gmt":"2007-06-08T06:30:23","slug":"i-really-suck-at-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1317","title":{"rendered":"I really suck at golf."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had nothing to say yesterday and I have nothing to say today except I suck at golf. I&#8217;ve only been playing a week, so it&#8217;s not a big surprise. Monday I played nine holes (and sucked). Wednesday I went to a driving range, practiced putting, driving, and my chip shot, and I sucked. Today I played 9 holes at an &#8220;executive course&#8221; and I sucked. Tomorrow I may suck at another nine holes of golf.<\/p>\n<p>Enough about golf. I got a new cell phone because my mom needed an easy-to-use cell phone and I figured my Razr would be good. I got a different phone for myself and she got the Razr. I got my first two phone calls on the thing today (two days after I got it) and I didn&#8217;t recognize the ring. I was in the doctor&#8217;s waiting room wondering whose annoying phone was ringing and it was mine. Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had nothing to say yesterday and I have nothing to say today except I suck at golf. I&#8217;ve only been playing a week, so it&#8217;s not a big surprise. Monday I played nine holes (and sucked). Wednesday I went to a driving range, practiced putting, driving, and my chip shot, and I sucked. Today I played 9 holes at an &#8220;executive course&#8221; and I sucked. Tomorrow I may suck at another nine holes of golf. Enough about golf. I got a new cell phone because my mom needed an easy-to-use cell phone and I figured my Razr would be good. I got a different phone for myself and she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1317\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I really suck at golf.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}