{"id":1312,"date":"2007-05-30T00:06:06","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T07:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2007-05-30T00:29:40","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T07:29:40","slug":"nobody-called-me-names-at-the-gym-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1312","title":{"rendered":"Nobody called me names at the gym today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stood around at work today wondering what I was doing there. All this due to a three-day weekend and a reorganization of our group. Nothing is different, but it&#8217;s not the same, either.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hot today and I made it to the gym, like I always do. Nobody called me names, but there was this guy who smelled like pickles. Actually, Dave the trainer thought he smelled sour, like rotting garbage, but I&#8217;m sticking with pickles. Once again I was impeding the serious people there, but there&#8217;s this one woman who does the cable chop like she was doing the robot. It&#8217;s interesting to watch. Too bad she didn&#8217;t do it tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stood around at work today wondering what I was doing there. All this due to a three-day weekend and a reorganization of our group. Nothing is different, but it&#8217;s not the same, either. It&#8217;s hot today and I made it to the gym, like I always do. Nobody called me names, but there was this guy who smelled like pickles. Actually, Dave the trainer thought he smelled sour, like rotting garbage, but I&#8217;m sticking with pickles. Once again I was impeding the serious people there, but there&#8217;s this one woman who does the cable chop like she was doing the robot. It&#8217;s interesting to watch. Too bad she didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1312\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nobody called me names at the gym today.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}