A lot of my injuries aren’t very manly, like carpal tunnel and paper cuts. Last Thursday, for example, I got my finger stuck under a weight at the gym and injured a finger. Today I have a couple of cuts on my left hand from a machine gun and from cutting down a tree. It sounds manly, though.<\/p>\n
I was supposed to help my rich, but cheap, friend John work on his yacht that’s worth more than the house I live in. Instead I had to drive a bunch of guys an hour down I-5 to a machine gun shoot. I was going to spend all the cash I had in my pocket to shoot some interesting things I never see, like a Lewis gun (off of a pre-WWII biplane) or some huge 50-caliber, or a full-auto pistol, but I didn’t.<\/p>\n
What I did do was get back to town too late to dog-sit for my sister. I hope Dede did OK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A lot of my injuries aren’t very manly, like carpal tunnel and paper cuts. Last Thursday, for example, I got my finger stuck under a weight at the gym and injured a finger. Today I have a couple of cuts on my left hand from a machine gun and from cutting down a tree. It sounds manly, though. I was supposed to help my rich, but cheap, friend John work on his yacht that’s worth more than the house I live in. Instead I had to drive a bunch of guys an hour down I-5 to a machine gun shoot. I was going to spend all the cash I had … Continue reading Unmanly injuries.<\/span>