{"id":1229,"date":"2007-02-28T22:10:19","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T06:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2007-02-28T22:10:20","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T06:10:20","slug":"i-was-abducted-by-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1229","title":{"rendered":"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, about the time that <b>Bones<\/b> should have been on (instead of <b>American Idol<\/b> which I&#8217;ve never watched), I was wondering how early I could go to bed. I&#8217;ve been tired all week and, of course, haven&#8217;t been getting enough sleep. Somehow I&#8217;m missing time from 8:15PM to 9:00PM. The snoring coming from the room should have no bearing on the FACT that I was ABDUCTED by ALIENS because of the MISSING TIME. Well, I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;ve been probed and feel a little more refreshed, but that&#8217;s my story and I&#8217;m sticking with it. It makes my Wednesday night sound more exciting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, about the time that Bones should have been on (instead of American Idol which I&#8217;ve never watched), I was wondering how early I could go to bed. I&#8217;ve been tired all week and, of course, haven&#8217;t been getting enough sleep. Somehow I&#8217;m missing time from 8:15PM to 9:00PM. The snoring coming from the room should have no bearing on the FACT that I was ABDUCTED by ALIENS because of the MISSING TIME. Well, I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;ve been probed and feel a little more refreshed, but that&#8217;s my story and I&#8217;m sticking with it. It makes my Wednesday night sound more exciting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}