{"id":1142,"date":"2007-02-08T23:02:02","date_gmt":"2007-02-09T07:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1142"},"modified":"2010-06-10T14:19:40","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T21:19:40","slug":"there-were-kids-having-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1142","title":{"rendered":"There were KIDS having SEX."},"content":{"rendered":"

So I got home in the middle of the day and there was this SUV with steamed up windows parked across the street. Oddly enough, it was kind of jiggling, too.<\/p>\n

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I was thinking I should call the authorities or something but then I thought I should just mind my own business. I’m just mad because I can’t remember the last time I had sex in the daytime. And I certainly haven’t had relations in a car. Ah, well.<\/p>\n

I’m thinking that I should learn Korean. I’m not sure why I decided this, but SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE KOREAN. Hahaha. That sounds really funny and racist, but my heterosexual life partner Il (who I never see any more because he’s playing World of Warcraft) and my friend Sun who I’ve known, “For her entire adult life,” (her quote) are always telling me that Korean soap operas are awful and I have to find out for myself. Or not. Maybe I should learn Spanish like I’ve been meaning to for years. Unfortunately, the only new words I’m learning in Spanish<\/a> aren’t always friendly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I got home in the middle of the day and there was this SUV with steamed up windows parked across the street. Oddly enough, it was kind of jiggling, too. I was thinking I should call the authorities or something but then I thought I should just mind my own business. I’m just mad because I can’t remember the last time I had sex in the daytime. And I certainly haven’t had relations in a car. Ah, well. I’m thinking that I should learn Korean. I’m not sure why I decided this, but SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE KOREAN. Hahaha. That sounds really funny and racist, but my … Continue reading There were KIDS having SEX.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3837,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions\/3837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}