{"id":1103,"date":"2006-12-28T00:34:50","date_gmt":"2006-12-28T08:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2006-12-28T00:34:50","modified_gmt":"2006-12-28T08:34:50","slug":"someone-stop-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1103","title":{"rendered":"Someone stop me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I spent about $800 on computer parts today. I felt bad until I found out my friend Megan spent $500 on a Treo today and then hit herself in the head with it because it was so much heavier than her old cell phone. My expensive computer is awaiting a fancy gamer&#8217;s video card and only has a 10YO Matrox card in it right now. In simpler terms:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>10YO Matrox card = old and busted<\/li>\n<li>$250 video card = new hotness<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It still means I&#8217;m able to have fun with my new computer (like I needed ANOTHER computer.) Now I have to figure out how to get rid of the old stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I spent about $800 on computer parts today. I felt bad until I found out my friend Megan spent $500 on a Treo today and then hit herself in the head with it because it was so much heavier than her old cell phone. My expensive computer is awaiting a fancy gamer&#8217;s video card and only has a 10YO Matrox card in it right now. In simpler terms: 10YO Matrox card = old and busted $250 video card = new hotness It still means I&#8217;m able to have fun with my new computer (like I needed ANOTHER computer.) Now I have to figure out how to get rid of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1103\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Someone stop me.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}