{"id":1089,"date":"2006-12-12T23:28:26","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T07:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1089"},"modified":"2006-12-12T23:28:26","modified_gmt":"2006-12-13T07:28:26","slug":"how-the-heck-do-i-end-up-at-the-gym-so-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1089","title":{"rendered":"How the heck do I end up at the gym so long?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I suppose I feel much better afterwards, so it’s worth it, but I’m supposed to be up for a 7AM dentist appointment. Who the heck scheduled that? Of course I’m up late watching TV, because I can’t sleep right after getting home, and that isn’t going to help how I feel tomorrow.<\/p>\n

And now I can’t think of anything except:<\/p>\n

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  1. What happened to bakelite? How come nothing’s made of bakelite any more?<\/li>\n
  2. What’s the eighth reindeer’s name? I can only think of seven.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    It must be bedtime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I suppose I feel much better afterwards, so it’s worth it, but I’m supposed to be up for a 7AM dentist appointment. Who the heck scheduled that? Of course I’m up late watching TV, because I can’t sleep right after getting home, and that isn’t going to help how I feel tomorrow. And now I can’t think of anything except: What happened to bakelite? How come nothing’s made of bakelite any more? What’s the eighth reindeer’s name? I can only think of seven. It must be bedtime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}