{"id":1079,"date":"2006-12-03T23:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T07:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1079"},"modified":"2010-06-10T14:19:40","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T21:19:40","slug":"pie-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1079","title":{"rendered":"Pie for dinner."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pre-cooked grocery store quiche isn&#8217;t the best, but it had bacon in it so it wasn&#8217;t the worst either. After the egg pie, we had peach pie for dessert. Mmmm, pie.<\/p>\n<p>Besides that I didn&#8217;t do all that much today. It&#8217;s Sunday during football season, after all, and there are priorities. Not having anything better to do means watching a lot of football.<\/p>\n<p>I made a trip to the local running store where all of the kids working there were high schoolers. I must have freaked them out a bit when I told them about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com:80\/science\/discoveries\/news\/2006\/11\/72202\">stalking people who use the Nike + iPod thing<\/a>. According to Wired Magazine, the thingy that just needs to go from your shoe to your iPod link goes 60 feet. I&#8217;m figuring that a normal person wears the iPod on an arm band while running, and that&#8217;s like 2\/3 of the way up your body. That means a 90-foot-tall person could use this thing effectively. Anyway, since people aren&#8217;t 90 feet tall, you can just be 60 feet away and listen for the signal. So, if you were a stalker and your stalkee used this thing, you could tell whenever the stalkee went by.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;d really like to take one of these things apart to see the innards, I bet I&#8217;d lose interest quickly and then I&#8217;d just have more pieces of some broken electronic thing in the house. Plus, I don&#8217;t have the patience to stalk anyone. Sure, I google the names of any cute girls I might know the names of, but that&#8217;s hardly stalking.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. My sister is in imdb.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. I don&#8217;t stalk my sister. (I do call her all the time because I&#8217;m her crazy brother. I tell her things like, &#8220;YOUR MOTHER IS WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN&#8217;T CALLED HER RECENTLY. TOO BUSY FOOLING AROUND WITH YOUR KNITTING CABAL?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>What kind of icky guy would stalk their own sister? Ewwwww.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pre-cooked grocery store quiche isn&#8217;t the best, but it had bacon in it so it wasn&#8217;t the worst either. After the egg pie, we had peach pie for dessert. Mmmm, pie. Besides that I didn&#8217;t do all that much today. It&#8217;s Sunday during football season, after all, and there are priorities. Not having anything better to do means watching a lot of football. I made a trip to the local running store where all of the kids working there were high schoolers. I must have freaked them out a bit when I told them about stalking people who use the Nike + iPod thing. According to Wired Magazine, the thingy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1079\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pie for dinner.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3836,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions\/3836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}